People love confessions, don’t they? Can’t blame anyone, ’cause nothing makes me more excited than a friend confessing that he got beaten by a mob. The reason being him behaving inadequately being drunk, or possibly a friend getting slapped by a girl in public is even more awesome, especially if he weren’t the culprate. Sadly, I have never had a friend come and tell me something like this, but I’m pretty optimistic on some people in my knowledge getting assaulted by a mob. Best wishes to ’em.
Recently, a friend of mine pretty excitedly let me know that he proposed a girl, and that doesn’t really is an interesting story, ’cause everyone of us knew of some boring stuff going on, she expectedly said ‘yes’. So, I will not let this sweet ‘true love’ story ruin my blog post.
[Side notes 1: Sorry mate!]
I have this bad habit of running away from the topic, just to make a blog post long. If you have read my posts, I will talk a hell lot about things that don’t really matter, ’cause all the stuff that do matter don’t need a lot of talking to. Anyways, I won’t do the ‘running away’ in this post. Wait!
[Side notes 2: As I have told you earlier, Duolingo is a great app, but I hate it now. Being this much busy, I still take precious time off to log into the app, and learn French, and these guys, just don’t want to increase my fluency from 3%. All of us should start a #RahulKnowsFrench trend. If Sir S Bradley Stoner is reading this, and would like to comment again in French. I was just kidding. All is well.]**
Confessions – As you would have known from the heading itself, this is a VERY personal blog post. A post where I give away a part of me. Things even my closest peeps don’t know about me. Without wasting anymore time, let’s get my heart lighter. One sec! I forgot to tell you people something.
[Side notes 3: I have published more than a dozen posts on this blog, and “Incredible People: Rahul Singh” is still by far the most popular post of mine. Thanks to all my readers who hit that post, and this blog. #IAmThankful to all you people. I know I couldn’t have had a more honest title, even if the word “incredible” falls short to describe me properly. Anyways, I’m working on my vocabulary, I will find a better word soon. And, a friend let me know, that I need to choose better pics for such posts. Maybe, I will update the picture on that post this winter after a good bath, some sleep, escaping the sun, weight gain, a smile and probably in my favourite suit (Do I have one? I have a few blazers, alright)].
Oh! Did I tell you guys, I won’t talk about anything else then confessions in this post? And I am talking ’bout everything else. This is why people can’t take me seriously. No more getting distracted from the topic. Confessions – I was a kid, and… Actually, another thing you should know first. Pardon me one last time.
[Side notes 4: The day this post has been written (not published) – Novak Djokovic lost in the first round of the Monte Carlo masters. Mark this date (Oh! What’s the date?). Things like Novak Djokovic loosing doesn’t happen everyday. [Confession: I haven’t followed Tennis with any sincerity since 2009, but I read tweets making this being noted as a really surprising event. I have watched him play at times on TV though, he’s great. His win-loss record speaks]. Anyways, for the Cricket followers – Martin Guptil finally has an #IPL contract with Mumbai Indians coming in as replacement for the injured Lendl Simmons. The #WWE fans.. Sh*t! This is a confessions post. Sighs. Sorry.]
So, once I was a kid, and then I grew up. As a kid, I played Cricket in streets, and being grown up – I still play Cricket in the streets. Then I were single. Now, I am single. Then, I didn’t care about the world, now I pretend not caring. Then, I found myself being the center of jokes. Now, I am the one whose jokes “offends” everyone. A decade ago, I still had dreams. It’s 2016, and dreams are still alive. A kid, I never said “I love you”, a grown up, I still find the 3 words difficult to use. Hey! I at least don’t lie.
I wanted to update my G+ profile in April, 2016. wanting to write: “Hey! I’m Rahul Singh. I made a lot of mistakes in the past, but I have updated myself this February. So, if you got complaints against me from before 2016. Please don’t waste my time. I have already learnt my lessons. However, complaints relating to February and henceforth are still welcome. Ah! I still use to 2G – if you want to know, why I avoid videos.”
Do let me know if these are a good few words to make a bio.
I said this thing is about confessions, but I think that this post’s long enough to make you irritated. See you in the next “therapy session“. Bye. No! 1 minute please – as usual I would be checking the stats again. So, please do share. Actually, don’t share – I don’t care about shares, but do read this post till the END. Are you reading this? If not – you know what I will say – You S*ck. But, you read it, didn’t you?
*- Meet Mr. S Bradley Stoner. He knows Engish, French, Latin, Spanish, and still working on German. A scientist too. And, he writes and blogs. One LIFE is enough.
**– My fluency in French has now rocketed to 6%. Editing the post was an option, but why edit fun written stuff!
***- Using exclamations is not considered cool by professional editors.
P.S. – Only this week the publisher for this post came to know that P.S. meant Post Scriptum.
P.S.S – I still don’t know what this stands for.
Writing tip: Don’t use so many Is. It makes your writing look flawed. However, I myself can’t stop using the Is. You should though.
Am I becoming egocentric? I have the feeling that I’m the center of ‘The Universe’. It sounds fun though. Time to take leave for now.
(Note: I promised a new image for this post, but my WordPress app is on hibernation. I have mailed the staff for the alarm. Let’s see when things work again. I can’t promise anything anymore.)
This post is now well above 1000 words. I made it. Yay! See you next time.